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face_close_iconFYI: I guess someone is over at aintnoright.com posting as me, don't know what is going on, and I don't plan on checking it out -but rest assured, it's not me: I'm not registered over there and never check that zone out.

But whomever is posting as me - have fun! But please: make me say something rakishly clever. And witty. With a touch of world weary sarcasm. Yeah..."Something witty with a touch of world weary sarcasm". Well, not too much sarcasm. How about ..."Darkly witty with a touch of youthful optimism tempered by a steel-eyed focus on world peace". Maybe too much. Nah. I am cool with that. Yeah, that sounds good.

Do me proud.

Or ...just post that I am masturbating on newborn kittens and worshipping Cuthulu while wearing a fetching lime green pantsuit from Ross Dress For Less, watching reruns of "Diff'rent Strokes" covered in my own blood, laughing the laugh of the insane! The insane I tell you! Ahhh Ahhh Ahhh ha ha ha haha!

Either way, ...your call.

(Thanks Cori for the heads up)

Comments

:) You are great! Too funny.

Steve-I am LMFAO!!!! Right on Bro!

Brett

Steve,

Holy S**t! That was one of the best rapid, all over the map, rants I have read in awhile. That rocks!

Cheers,

Mike C. (FLA)

Pent up energy, huh? Thank God you didn't have a baseball bat in your hands when you felt that way... Take it easy, man.

"masturbating on *shaved* kittens, with duct-taped paws" Steve. C'mon man, get it RIGHT.

Errr... I just said that out loud, didn't I? Pay no mind, I'll just be over here... ummmm, doing... ummm... stuff. yeah.

I'm getting angst...I'm getting frustration.....
I'm getting kittens, Cuthulu and yes, a colour...its...
green, yes lime green.

So lets talk about this....

As a patron for "kitten rights.co.uk" I think what you are doing is completely unethical, and will be contacting the FBI at my earliest convenience.

Or I might just be laughing too much...:)

Vic
x

I am glad to hear I am not the only one who enjoys pantsuits and masterbating on kittens. I am normal. I have been trying to explain this to people all my life. Well ever since I got caught in the act by my mom. I swear i was just making a video of it for research for my book. I swear.

Hey it worked for Pete Townsend.

r3

There's a domain...

www.laughoftheinsane.com

Mind if I register it? =)

I wouldn't worry, I post over there sometimes. The guy there isn't pretending to be you or anything, it's more of a joke.

your a funny guy, Steve, your comments made my day and made me smile!

now if you will excuse me, my kittens call!! lol

kyle

"The guy there isn't pretending to be you or anything"

I did not see a post where he indicated that he was not, in fact, Steve however, it was very apparent from his writing style (or lack thereof), name calling and repeated references to "Panic Channel is God" that it was certainly not Steve posting. ;)

Apparently there is also a "Maria" posting there, yes it's a common name but better not be an imposter of myself.
This calls for a thorough investigation! It is not nice to mock people.

oh, and to whoever signed me up for all those spam emails under the loving name of "Whore Bag", please click my username below there's a surprise for you.

Maybe it is you.... the sleep thing can do weird things
to someone's reality.....

Or maybe this is you now....

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuk!

(not really)

FYI - by no means do I want to bring any negativity on here or disrespect to any of my people on here, I just have my own little "fanclub" of a few folks out there that like to trash me for no other reason than boredom I guess and the spam emails drive me nuts, I'm sure many can relate on that.

much love to all

M

Mouse!! Who is it? Let me at 'em!!!
I wish I was that bored, I wish I had time on my hands like that, maybe I would use my powers for good, not stupid
....I have been told I am much like Sybil, stuffed with people, but none of them are anybody but myself...and they are all darkly witty with a touch of sarcasm,
but, please, no lime green, ewwww....
jez( Hi Cori!)

Jezz...sweetie, don't you know you would be "to die for" in lime green...goes great with our pretty red hair ;) LOL

Hi back atcha!

see, I knew jezzie'd have my back :)

Now who's the one messing with Steve's name, let me at 'em! We'll send the PaniCats on the prowl and bring the perpetrator back to Steve himself so he can have his way with him (or her).

Cori, Jezebel, and Mortish8,

Remind me not to ever piss you off! Good work all!

Cheers,

Mike C.(FLA)

Aw Mike...we're just a bunch of pussycats (or, rather panicats)...I'm quite sure you could never piss me off...just don't pretend to be me and we'll always be cool! ;)

Aha! Mystery solved...its seems "steveisaacs" may be our old friend Fidel Castro having some fun.

yes, Fidel...posting as John Q. Public over at 6767, with his 'millions' of IPs....

Fidel...mi esposo, donde esta? Yo esperanzo para leche para nos siete bambinos.....Va a tu casa, por favor?

me amo,
Imelda

ps...True that, Mike!!! We ARE the PaniCats!!!

Steve,

I hope you understand that someone posing as you could be construed as a form of flattery. Even if they are hoses. I'm sure your rapid fire wit and sarcasm will see you through.

Ladies,

Try this to unwind after the "Fidel" incident!
http://www.garageband.com/song?|pe1|S8LTM0LdsaSkZFGwZGk

Cheers,

Mike C. (FLA)

Wow...really great song, Mike! Very interesting...I love the music!!!

Anyway, let's get a TPC show rescheduled... Time to ramp up.

Steve- Hey what's going on? TGIF! So it is raining cats and dogs here in SD/LA. So are you recording/writing right now?

Brett

I wish i had the time and energy to post around on the Internet pretending to be someone I apperently don't like...oh wait, no i don't. :)

rock the necromicon, brother. *cackles*

Soph xx

Hi everyone!!!!!!! I only love the rain when I can stay home and be cozy all day!!!!! (which I could have done today if I hadn't gone to work to get my schedule for next week, that is supposed to be ready on Thursdays....but STILL wasn't ready today at 2pm!!!) Anyway, I think I will just have to spend the rest of today enjoying the rain =)

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