Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.
You will never get the next hour you are about to waste back.
Fellatio must last at least 5 minutes.
The Dumpster - amazing flash info graphic pulling breakup stories from blogs.
Tom Judd's Everyday project
This is pretty fucked up.
Comments
Scared? When the boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.....lol. As per the gold fish, man that is so wrong.
Posted by: Brett | February 23, 2006 12:13 PM
the goldfish thing is pretty bad... I am definitly sending it to a friend of mine at work who drinks that mountian dew crap daily...haha
check this site out , if you haven't already
http://www.sandfantasy.com
it's pretty neat...
Posted by: sexsinger | February 23, 2006 04:40 PM
who needs google? steve finds all the good stuff for us :D
Posted by: kevin | February 24, 2006 03:06 AM
From www.chucknorris.com:
IN RESPONSE TO THE "RANDOM FACTS" THAT ARE BEING GENERATED ON THE INTERNET
I'm aware of the made up declarations about me that have recently begun to appear on the Internet and in emails as "Chuck Norris facts." I've seen some of them. Some are funny. Some are pretty far out. Being more a student of the Wild West than the wild world of the Internet, I'm not quite sure what to make of it. It's quite surprising. I do know that boys will be boys, and I neither take offense nor take these things too seriously. Who knows, maybe these made up one-liners will prompt young people to seek out the real facts as found in my recent autobiographical book, "Against All Odds?" They may even be interested enough to check out my novels set in the Old West, "The Justice Riders," released this month. I'm very proud of these literary efforts.
~ Chuck Norris"
Ha, at least he's got a sense of humor. Dude is freaking 66 this year! Forever immortalized as one half of the greatest fight scene ever created on film, with Bruce Lee, in Return of the Dragon. He really was a badass, 6 time world champion and the first Westerner to ever receive 8th Dan Black Belt status.
Posted by: Lyn | February 24, 2006 03:13 AM
In response to the cat vid, all I can say is he was vary brave standing there with his legs apart!
Posted by: RecklessPrincess | February 24, 2006 04:56 AM
Hey funny stuff... I have to ask one thing.. whens the new panic website gonna be up man? its been time since the last one got dismantled
Posted by: Mark | February 24, 2006 08:22 AM
Man, you just keep on making day with some of the most funny and arcane things on the web. Thanks!
Posted by: Mike C. | February 27, 2006 02:56 PM
Ok--The fish video made me very sad. (geez, I'm a dork)
Oh yah--I heard the new version of Listen finally--I think I heard a scream in the new version? Or maybe I was hearing things?
Posted by: Diane/FRI13th | February 27, 2006 05:52 PM
WOW STEVE YA GOT SOME REALLY RANDOM LINKX GOIN ON THERE.....COULDNT RESIST ADDING MY 2 CENTS TO THE CHUCK NORRIS FETISH PILE......ENJOY THIS PAIR OF ALL PORPOISE NUN-CHUCKS.....SNICKER....
Posted by: UncleCreepy | February 28, 2006 04:27 AM
WELL THE LINK DIDNT POST...HOPEFULLY THIS ONE WILL....HERES THE NUN-CHUCKS.....MAYBE
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y26/UncleCreepy13/miscellaneous%20debris/nunchucks.jpg
Posted by: UncleCreepy | February 28, 2006 04:29 AM
Steve-It's pouring like crazy here in San Diego. I am sure you are enjoying the rainy weather.......So how is the album cover coming along?
Posted by: Brett | February 28, 2006 07:42 AM