Britney's "Blackout" at Number One
Today. Britney Spears' new album "Blackout" will debut at the top of the Billboard top 200 albums chart, further cementing my fear that the human race is irrevocably fucked. If you live in a trailer and Cheetos are considered a food group, then today friend, start celabratin'.
Although you can see why her mediocre music sells, because she is clearly HOT LIKE FIRE.
Update: Brit was only supposed to debut at the top spot because The Eagles' new album (which outsold hers) was only available at Walmart. Billboard has some kinmd of policy ignoring exclusive sales of this kind in their charts, but have changed their rules, so now Brit is number two, Which is fitting, cuase she LOOKS LIKE SHIT. HAHAHAHAHAHA.
I just made that up.
Comments
Good gawd...no one I know would buy it...is she buying her own goddam albums.
#!#@%@#$????
Posted by: dallison | November 6, 2007 07:32 PM
Good news!
From Billboard.com:
Revised Chart Policy Lands Eagles At No. 1
The Eagles
November 06, 2007, 8:30 PM ET
Mitchell Peters, L.A.
The Eagles' first new studio album in 28 years, "Long Road Out of Eden," takes a short route to No. 1 on The Billboard 200 after Billboard revised a significant chart policy today (Nov. 7).
In consultation with Nielsen SoundScan, Billboard will now allow exclusive album titles that are only available through one retailer to appear on The Billboard 200 and other charts, effective with this week's charts. Prior to this, proprietary titles were not eligible to appear on most Billboard charts.
Early SoundScan numbers have the Eagles taking the top perch on The Billboard 200 with 711,000 copies sold, with most sales moved by Wal-Mart and Sam's Club stores. For now, the only other U.S. outlets carrying "Eden" are walmart.com, where both physical copies and downloads are sold, and the Eagles' own Web site.
"Eden" became available at the mass-market chain Oct. 30. Aside from two compilations, this is the Eagles' first album since the mostly live "Hell Freezes Over," which led The Billboard 200 for two weeks in 1994.
Britney Spears' new Jive album, "Blackout," which would have been No. 1 had the Eagles' data not been reported, will open at No. 2 with first-week sales of 290,000 copies.
"We know that some retailers will be uncomfortable with this policy, but it was inevitable that Billboard's charts would ultimately widen the parameters of to reflect changes that are unfolding in music distribution," says Geoff Mayfield, Billboard's director of charts. "We would have preferred to make this decision earlier, but only became aware within the last 24 hours that Wal-Mart would be willing to share the data for this title with Nielsen SoundScan."
Posted by: PDL | November 7, 2007 12:09 AM
You know, I've been tracking Brit, Linds, and the rest of the train wreck celebutants for research for a new series, and man... you have to wonder if they have the anti-christ as personal advisors.
Or that they're just dumb as a sack of hammers.
Probably the latter...
Posted by: Rantz | November 7, 2007 12:31 AM
Where did you get that photo? She allowed herself to be shot like that. man. That must be some great coke. Up all night--sleep all day.
Posted by: holy shit | November 7, 2007 11:24 AM
You can only watch the replays of a train wreck so many times before you say enough is enough.
**Shakes head**
Well count me out of the record sales count. Haven't bought a Brit record yet and I'm not gonna start now!
Posted by: zoodishbu | November 7, 2007 05:29 PM
You can't put it any simpler really: She looks like shit.
Can anyone actually watch her new video without vomiting blood?
Posted by: mArc | November 7, 2007 06:05 PM
That is the sole, undisputable, reason for forced abortion and involuntary sterilisation...
I might buy her CD just to break it before some innocent young teenager scars herself forever...{shiver}..
Posted by: StevenD | November 27, 2007 03:06 AM